Let's never get married

Yesterday in Echo Park a man stopped me.
"I've heard Adam Young is still a virgin." he said, glancing @ my boobs (that are kinda non existing)
"Whaddaya mean?"
"I mean" he explained "his penis is like a letter with no address. It never arrives."
He laughed a LONG time.

Human Rubble

(Photo: Pneumonia White)

Long time since I wrote anything here. My light is back and so is her white magic. Vanish all the nightmares and makes me do that awkward facial expression called "smiling".

Cheap blowjobs

@ Sunset Blvd. The ladies @ the blow dry bar just offered me a free blowjob since I, apparently, “needed some volume in my life”.
“You filthy bastards!” I screamed at them and turned up the volume in my corvette.