Tesla

I sit in a sports bar watching “strongest man alive”. You grab your burger with both hands, tryin to stuff it into your mouth. I do the same with my glass.

“You know Tesla?” you say, pickles peeking out from your mouth. I nod. 
“Did you know” you whispers “that you can kill an animal with alternating current?” I look him straight in the eyes.
“Did you know” I say “that I AM alternating current!”