I sit in a sports bar watching “strongest man alive”. You grab your burger with both hands, tryin to stuff it into your mouth. I do the same with my glass.
“You know Tesla?” you say, pickles peeking out from your mouth. I nod. 
“Did you know” you whispers “that you can kill an animal with alternating current?” I look him straight in the eyes.
“Did you know” I say “that I AM alternating current!”

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