Seven ways to kill yourself

Put a pistol in your mouth, close your blind eyes and pull the trigger / steal a syringe from a homeless drug addict and inject poison with it / dress up in your best Lady Gaga meat dress and provoke a predator / eat a thousand mars bars in one sitting / shave your hair and beard and slit your wrist to “Needle in the Hay” / fall in love with Edward Cullen / jump off the Statue of Liberty.